Oscar Wilde
(Source: dreamalone)
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Soldiers in Belarus found a little squirrel and brought it to the Warrant officer. The squirrel was very weak and about to die, so the officer took care of it and fed it like a baby every four hours.
Three months ago the guy left the army and now works as a taxi driver and the squirrel is always in his pocket no matter where he goes!
I want this story to be made into a movie: an animal rescuer with a heart of gold comes back from the army to find the job market in shambles and becomes a taxi driver hitman (kind of like Léon: The Professional, only with a squirrel).
(Source: shangralafamilyfun.com, via skywiper)